Women Have No Feelings by Dylan Moran
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World’s Funniest Complaint Letter
Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit. Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid [...]
Laissez faire proverbs
You can take a horse to water if you like. Red sky at night. Oooh nice. A woman’s place is in the home, or out of it. Whatever. Two heads are siamese twins. An apple a day is rather nice. A rolling stone is probably going to cause a mess. A stitch in time saves..ooh [...]
Middle Class Problems
Not real problems middle class problems. -The magnum won’t fit in the fridge. -There is no ‘bagel setting’ on the toaster. The horror. -I canNOT make spicy oil nearly as spicy as the one we had on holiday in Sicily Think I’ve overdosed on sushi. I broke a newly manicured nail whilst opening a specialist [...]
Birthing Pool Disaster (Twitter)
2.56 am Contractions have started. Right lets get the birthing pool up and running 3.07 am The meditation music is on and wifey is calm and doing her breathing exercises. 5.14am Everything was fine until the dog jumped in the birthing pool.Now it has a leak in it. There is water all over the living [...]
Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls) spoof blog
My friend George pops round for tea. (I call him George you probably know him as George Michael.). He crashes the car into a statue by the gate house and falls asleep. Poor Sleepy he obviously needs the rest. He works SO hard. Today I am wearing a bandana. My look is inspired by Johnny [...]
Slap Chop Rap
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The Drunkest Guy Ever?
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