JOE COLE
Liverpool fans making their new signing feel at home:
“He’s small, he’s red, he’s got an outsize head. Joey Cole, Joey Cole.”
Chelsea fans response:
“He’s rich, they’re Scouse, they’re going to rob his house. Joey Cole, Joey Cole.”
ASHLEY COLE
Ashley Cole is one of the most hated footballers in Britain, and has a whole catalogue of chants aimed at him by fans all over the country for being a money grabbing, disloyal, cheating, moaner. This is perhaps pick of the bunch though, with a hint about his sexuality whilst still managing to mention his wife. Nice.
“Ashley Cole is a rent boy, his mobiles always on, and when he’s shagging Cheryl, he thinks of Elton John”
PETER CROUCH when at LIverpool
“He’s Big”
“He’s Red”
“His feet stick out of bed …
“PETER CROUCH … PETER CROUCH …”
WAYNE ROONEY after getting caught shagging a “mature” prostitute
“he’s fat
he’s red
he’ll take your nan to bed
wayne rooney! wayne rooney!”
OLDHAM fans
It contains some real gems, such as this effort from Oldham fans:
Give us a T. Give us an I.
Give us a T. Give us an S.
What do you do with ‘em?
‘Old’em! ‘Old’em!
Chelsea fans mocking Turkish side Galatasaray:
You’re shish. And you know you are. You’re shish . . .
GRAHAM RIX
when he was released from prison after being convicted for…well…you know… (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)
“Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next…”
