Sorry have to break up with you, don’t feel bad it’s not your fault. Dave said he would like a go if that’s ok. Please don’t tho because I would still hve to see you.
(man to woman via text)
Happy Days are Not To Be …It Really Isn’t You It’s Me.
(man to woman via)
Dear X. I know I have been a cow and I am sorry. I know you are coming home tomorrow but I will not be there to see you. David and I are getting married and I will not be seeing you any more. Deep down inside of me I love you, but I love David even more. Bye Y xx
(woman to man via letter)
Happy Birthday! Enclosed is your birthday present which I hope you like ….I am thinking of you especially today …because I have decided that although I love you I don’t feel that you are God’s One for me. Anyway I relay hope you like the present and that you have a fantastic birthday.
(woman to man via letter)
Dear X
There are things that I love so much about you but there are things I hate too. I guess you should know that I think more about the things that bother me about you now.
The time you slaughtered that lobster.
The ways you shouted and clapped at those cows to get them out of the road . Why couldn’t you have just waited for them to pass? We could have missed the cinema…
The haphazard way you chop vegetables.
Your constant negativity.
It took me three coats of paint to paint over where you left your phone number on my wall in red pen. I know that I was redecorating but it was a complete waste of paint.
y
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