My friend George pops round for tea. (I call him George you probably know him as George Michael.). He crashes the car into a statue by the gate house and falls asleep. Poor Sleepy he obviously needs the rest. He works SO hard. Share and Enjoy: »

One of the legacy’s of Britain’s Labour government was the massive rise they oversaw in people becoming disabled. It seems millions of Britain’s who weren’t remotely incapacitated, but wanted to be, were allowed to realise their dreams and become officially disabled. Share and Enjoy: »

Why women are better to talk to by Jeremy Clarkson Share and Enjoy: »

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A smart advertising guy has got his dream job by buying Google adwords spots next to the people he wanted to work for. Share and Enjoy: »

Whitney’s world tour has been a succession of poor gigs, cancelled shows negative headlines and fan complaints writes Glenn Barden. But despite the bad press London had come in their thousands to watch, listen and salute a legend. Share and Enjoy: »

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Cracking music video M.I.A – Born Free The future is orange? Share and Enjoy: »

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Samantha Cameron has joined that elite group of politicians wives who has a porn looky likey. Share and Enjoy: »

Scientists are again turning to hallucinogenic drugs as a cure for depression. Drugs such as LSD and psilocybin, the psychoactive ingredient found in “magic mushrooms”, were seen as an important therapeutic tool back in the early 60s. But after enthusiasts like Timothy Leary promoted them with the slogan “Turn on, tune in, drop out.”... »

Michael Lewis a former Wall Street trader laid bare Wall Street’s eighties excess in his book Liar’s Poker his new book The Big Short is about the recent banking crises. When he speaks it’s worth listening. Share and Enjoy: »

Dogs in Clothes. Not sure its right, but it is very funny. Share and Enjoy: »

As the interweb seeks to influence British politics like never before us proles are getting creative. This very funny anti-Tory viral spoof has Etonian David Cameron singing his version of Common People by Pulp. Share and Enjoy: »

This new work by grafitti artist Banksy has been spotted in San Francisco. No name as of yet but lets call it “Peace and Love is Sick”. Share and Enjoy: »

The televised election debates have revolutionised British politics. Nothing will be the same again says Johann Hari. Share and Enjoy: »

It is an image that Microsoft won’t want the world to see. Share and Enjoy: »

Most of the stuff I’ve done has an existential quality… What are we doing here? Are we wasting our time? What’s the point? Cemetery Junction, The Office, Extras, Flanimals – it’s all there. It’s about the futility of life and enjoying it. Share and Enjoy: »

Q: Do you maintain your own Twitter account or get someone to do it for you? Liam Gallagher:  I do it when people get f*ckin’ fresh, then I hit them, big time. It’s like a weapon, know what I mean? Just shuts a few people up. But I don’t go, “Hey, I’ve just had... »

Banksy has created a new work in LA. It features a security guard with a muzzled balloon dog. For you art buffs the pink balloon dog is a knowing reference to the work of Jeff Koons. »

Masterchef judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace get dirty! Share and Enjoy: »