“Its the thought that counts – though you could have thought about it a bit more”
“I think I’ve opened the wrong one. I’d never wear this.”
“I need to make a phone call.”
“No I’m not disappointed. I just thought you were doing all right for yourself”
“Thank you darling. It’s almost as nice as the one my ex bought me.”
“Sooo, you didn’t really get my hints then…”
“it’s a wonderful present for someone who isn’t me.”
“I love presents that appeal to my strong sense of irony.”
“Don’t worry – fashion is cyclical. I just need to hold on to this for a while.”
“Did you keep the receipt? Ha ha! No seriously”
