Misery Bear

2.56 am Contractions have started. Right lets get the birthing pool up and running 3.07 am The meditation music is on and wifey is calm and doing her breat...

B3ta asked its readers what Jesus would do - this is what they sent in.                ...

Graffiti artist Nick Walker has been busy in Paris making a witty comment on French culture via the  Moulin Rouge, the Can Can and Muslim women in burkas. ...

Why women are better to talk to by Jeremy Clarkson There is nothing that fills my heart with such dread as an all-male gathering. This is why I avoid stag nigh...

More pudding-based filth to fill your cakeholes from Masterchef: The Professionals. The top ten innuendos from the rude mouths of Gregg Wallace and Michel Roux ...