Not real problems middle class problems.
-The magnum won’t fit in the fridge.
-There is no ‘bagel setting’ on the toaster. The horror.
-I canNOT make spicy oil nearly as spicy as the one we had on holiday in Sicily
Think I’ve overdosed on sushi.
I broke a newly manicured nail whilst opening a specialist herbal tea bag earlier in the week.
Today the water cooler was out of order so I had to get water from the tap. The tap!
The shop was closed so I couldn’t get a key cut for my new cleaner at lunch
I had too many pistachios and now I’m not hungry enough for lunch
My new dishwasher wasn’t delivered AGAIN today. I had to try and wash dishes myself. Like I’m some kind of machine
we’re running out of latte milk T-Discs for the Tassimo, it’ll have to be an Espresso instead
at the soirée our friend Celine got a stiletto heel stuck between the decking
DILEMMA : I need to go get ready to go out later, but Celebrity Masterchef is on.
I ran out of sun-dried tomatoes for a dish I was making last night and has to settle for semi-dried tomatoes instead.
Crumbling some Maldon salt into my salad, I have cut my thumb on a particularly sharp shard. It’s quite sore.
Many thanks to twitter #middleclassproblems
