A fascinating selection of descriptions of British prostitutes homes, as described by punters on Punternet.
Semi next to parade of shops. Safe enough. House known in the neighborhood. A few shouts of “pervert” from the kids outside the off-license.
When you get to the front door, you have to punch in the flat number, which flashes up in HUGE red lights. This isn’t much fun when 5 workmen are standing there sniggering and going “oh yeah, going to see Sarah are you?”
As mentioned in previous FRs, 3-storey grotty 60?s council flats in a rough-looking neighbourhood. I would not feel safe there at night nor would I be happy leaving an expensive motor parked there during the day.
Afterwards, there was no shower available and I had to wash off as best I could in a dirty sink: not easy as I had been almost covered in pee. Another dirty towel. When I got home I had a long shower!
Very nice flat in a modern block, discreet and safe. And if you’re hungry there’s a KFC just over the road.
The sitting room was strewn with toys and rubbish
A ripoff, dont even go, baby crying in other room
The bathroom was dirty and when I dried myself with her towel, it stunk of an awful odor. Her attitude and baby wipes were a complete turnoff.
The bathroom was filthy. There were large skidmarks in the toilet bowl.
Well, I was told the toilet flush wasn’t working. When I opened the toilet lid, I could see the turds..Enough said..
Very dirty and a cat in the bedroom.
Described many times before one thing it never occurred to me to say is it’s all on the flat so it would be suitable for wheelchair users the toilet also has the bars to aid such users.
Most worrying saw Hep B drugs in the bathroom (i am a doctor so I know)…luckily everything covered but never again
On the way out i used the bathroom and right in the middle of the floor was a pair of bloodstained nickers that had dried up and been festering for what looked like an age.
compiled by Shouting at Cows

